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Memo:

To: All 6 Week Old Residents of the Adam’s Household

Note, while  it is true that typically blue eyes, smiles, grins, giggles, and the occasional squeal are normally filed under “Cute” or “Adorable” we are curently instituting a new policy. All activity at 4:00 a.m. should be immediately ceased and filed under “Night Night.”

Thank you for your cooperation concerning this matter.

Sincerely,

Management